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(More customer reviews)This is Hunter Dan. Hunter Dan used to live down the street from us back when I was still married to Bobs. One year we had all the neighbors over to our double wide for a Christmas party. Hunter Dan came and he hooked up with Dottie from across the street. Unfortunately our neighbor and State Chili Cook-off Champion, Chompson, also had the hots for Dottie. A little after midnight Chompson had had a few too many egg nogs and he grabbed the stapler we'd been using to hang Christmas lights and stapled Hunter Dan's stocking cap to his head. Hunter Dan retaliated by punching Chompson in the kneecap. Eventually the paramedics came and hauled them both off to the hospital, but on the way they had to be restrained because Chompson kept grabbing Hunter Dan's IV and screaming, "Where's your polymers, plastic boy?"
In the end it all worked out ok. Hunter Dan gave up on Dottie and moved in with a busty little blonde who has her own pink townhouse, pink corvette, and pink camper. Chompson converted to Buddhism, shaved his head, and dedicated himself to winning the next year's Chili Cook-off with the meatless tofu chili recipe he'd perfected. And Dottie won $125,000 in a TV game show called "Trailer Park Trivia" which she used to take a trip to Barbados. Apparently Dottie was unaware that two staples had become embedded in her upper thigh when she was trying to separate Chompson and Hunter Dan at our Christmas party. The way I hear it, she was laying on the beach in Barbados drinking a banana daqueri and the man of her dreams was walking down the beach with a metal detector, the staples were discovered, and they lived happily ever after.
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*Create your own hunting scenarios!*Join Hunter Dan as he hunkers down in his favorite blind overlooking his carefully placed spread of decoys*Using his Lohman duck call, he lures in flock after flock of high flying water fowl, with his faithful lab "Hank" at his side (not included)*Whether Hunter Dan is up to his waist in flooded timber taking a limit of Mallards or sharing a blind on open water, you will have hours of fun hunting wherever your imagination takes you*This 8" posable figure comes with the following: *Mossy Oak Shadow Grass waders and hat *Brown hooded hunting jacket*Remington 11/87 shotgun *Lohman duck call *Outlaw silhouette decoys with mesh bag
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